Total Medals Earned: 947 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,575 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (250/500 points)
Switch gravity 50 times.
Collect all gems.
Finish the game
Die 30 times.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game below 400 secs.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (120/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/240 points)
Complete the tutorial
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
Collect a part of a BattleCore
Complete the Campaign
Get a total achievement score of 30.000
Medals Earned: 5/16 (60/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Defeat the third boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/295 points)
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Die 50 times
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.